Has anyone seen my vape. No like for real can one of you stand up maybe you’re sitting on it

Literally just got accused by my coworker for taking their vape.

Bro it’s not funny can you check your pockets. Guys I can’t find it and I have to go to work soon

I just checked my pockets. All I had in there was David spade.

Have you ripped open a pocket dimension and check there?

Update 2: guys it’s cool, I still haven’t found my vape but my roommate started vaping again so I just hit off his. My vape is still out there though so if anyone sees it lmk!!!!!!!!!!!!